As we consign this year’s The Apprentice to history, we congratulate Marnie Swindells as Sugar’s new business partner!
It was a closer final than I’d anticipated but ultimately, it felt as though the right candidate won. Even if you put business plans and overall performance aside, Marnie started on the front foot with her team picks…
Yes, playground team picking made its welcome return with the familiar faces of candidates past. I was disappointed not to see Gregory amongst them for him to crowbar in his cannon knowledge again (probably my favourite moment of the whole season) but we did have some of the stronger performers from this year – and Avi and Joe.
Marnie went with fellow combat gym owner Sohail and also ended up with the professional dream team of Megan and Simba. These two had strong chemistry throughout and when on the same team this year, usually won. Rochelle, despite winning the toss to pick first, ended up with Avi.
With their teams set, all they had to do was prepare a brand for their new business and pitch it to Sugar and a room full of their competition. Always an odd one this. Questions from established brands along the lines of “what are you doing that I’m not?” could be paraphrased as “stay in your lane and don’t even think about driving in mine” before feeding back to Sugar that they’re “not offering anything new”. It all seemed a bit pointless but still, this is the game and it was still more apt a challenge than correctly squashing bao bun dough.
Rochelle assigned the job of directing the advert to Dani and then seemed apologetic that she was interfering with Dani’s creative process. The weird thing was, if there was one person on Rochelle’s team that could have been trusted to work alone, it was Dani. She’s a fellow salon owner and understands this industry and its client base. Instead though, she allowed Avi and Joe to work unsupervised on her virtual tour. To give you a flavour of their expertise here, their attempt at ‘feminine’ amounted to a flamingo and a blimp. Remember, Rochelle picked first.
Meanwhile, Marnie split her team perfectly. She let Megan run her advert creation with Simba and Sohail in support while she kept Bradley by her side at all times just in case he wandered off and tried to make a decision. In fairness to Bradders, he perfectly fulfilled his role of silently supporting Marnie as she created her virtual tour like a woman possessed. Even Karren had some praise for Marnie’s focus here. Marnie though was full of praise for Bradley’s input. It seems saying nothing while providing moral support is his forté!
The pitches themselves were fine. We didn’t get to see much of them thanks to the producers giving ample screen time to Simba’s Michael Buffer style introduction of Marnie (I’m not complaining, he nailed it!). There were questions from the room and nods of approval from Sugar. It’s all very courteous in the final isn’t it?
Back in the boardroom and Sugar was in full-on Eric Bantona mode. There were chuckles from Tim, a cracked smile from Karren, a big grin from Tim, plenty of giggling from the candidates and a howls of laughter from Tim. Once the returning candidates had been thanked and dismissed, it was time for the serious stuff. Both finalists had done pretty well. Their billboards and adverts were fairly solid (Marnie’s was slightly better thanks to some last minute rewrites from Megan and some extra emotive acting from Sohail) and their pitches hit their mark. In the end though, there could only be one.
Sugar was concerned about Rochelle’s ambition. She’s been in business for years and doing fairly well but had yet to take the leap into a second store. Marnie’s world of boxing proved too tempting a gamble and he awarded her the win.
Called it!
That’s it from me for another year! Thank you for reading (if indeed you still are). See you in 2024!
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